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I thought we were in a new century.
Why y'all acting like it's 1983?
You haven't seen this before but it's been played out.
I've seen it on tv and music, it's all I'm here for.
Tell me you're so original.
Dripping on no three stripe.
Girl it's gonna be right.
Let's call it retro while we're at it.
Let me tell you something fool:
I've been around for a hot minute.
You take it from me.
You steal so much its criminal.
Yo ass going to jail.
You don't even have to have me explain.
You think you're original
I call you Neon Posers.
What do you want me to call you?
You wanna spin the dial and wave your hands.
Is that all you're gonna do on that stage, mane?
That's wack.
I'm the one boon
I wanna see into the unknown.
Pray that you're gonna be gone away,
There is something that I must say:
Put your hands in the air if you're breathing.
Put your hands in the air if you're reading.
Put your hands in the air if you're seeing.
What the fuck you're doing here?
Put your hands in the air because it's easy.
You wanna hock a lock because you know it's safe.
You know why?
I call you Neon Posers
(Laughter)
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Two Playas
04:26
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It's late at night.
Dark and lonely.
I can't stop thinking about you.
I'm not too worried, girl.
I'll see you in the morning anyway.
You're the kind of woman,
One man can't handle.
I don't see nothing wrong.
You're the kind of woman,
One man can't handle.
Man let's be like Hulk Hogan and Macho Man and tag team this bitch.
I'm cool being the other one.
Just tryna have some fun,
Because two playas is better than one.
Just hear me out bro.
I'm helping you out and you don't even know.
Why do you think she comes home looking so damn happy?
You know she get what she want from you.
She get what she need from me.
Why you acting dumb
Asking for that threesome?
This ain't the one you want,
I wouldn't fuck you either.
While you're playing online,
You're wasting all your time.
You know she hit my line asking to play some call of booty?
Wutup.
You can say you at the gym because we gonna bust a sweat.
Tell him you're going for a facial and a trim,
That's why yo hair still wet.
Don't wash yo coochie with my hand soap
Because that's a dead giveaway.
Tell him to mind his business because he sounds like a bitch anyways.
Alright playboy, if the PTG the three of us are gonna have to work this shit out.
You're the kind of woman,
One man can't handle.
I don't see nothing wrong.
Two Playas
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Enchanted
03:14
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It's been a long time since I had seen your face.
You still do that thing with your lips
That just puts me in my place.
Those finger tips go through me like razor blades.
Babe, there's no need to take it slow.
If you want a fire watch it go.
You are so fine and quite the sight.
I need a spotlight to shine on you.
Why you so enchanted babe?
I need a spotlight to shine on you.
Why do you look so enchanted?
Is your happy ending not what you expected?
It's dark out now and I can remember your taste.
It used to be like candy but now its sanguine.
I've never seen so much passion in your eyes before girl.
Only today.
I never knew it had to end this way but that's okay.
I'm ready.
Why do you look so enchanted?
Is your happy ending not what you expected?
I need a spotlight
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Fast Girls & 90's Pron
04:49
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If you're asking me about the difference,
Of mischief and deviance.
I'll tell you a little story babe,
It's all about the simple things in this way.
I ain't into it. I can assure you, I'm probably not into it.
Let's take it back to the day, it was an easy thang.
Little girl came around and that's okay.
I learned about it a little too early on.
When I wrote this song I was having flashbacks babe.
You know puppy love, make out sesh two hours long.
Oh you know this dry hump game is strong.
I knew she trouble when she came along.
Afternoon Special, because my Momma ain't home.
Throw on Bloody Kisses and October Rust.
She show me how hot a Pyretta Blaze was.
Oh baby girl you're the OG big tiddie goth.
Lay them pigtails down on me and let me love you to death.
But I'm not gonna hold my breath.
OHYEEEEAH
There's something to be said,
I love a fast girl but I need to stay away.
I'm really not into it.
There's gotta be a reason for the way I am...
I'm talking Fast Girls & 90s Pron.
It's just some penthouse hustlin' skinemax.
You don't even have to wax, I'm OG like that.
Ain't no need to fret, just stand there soaking wet.
You know we gettin' it on baby.
I don't know what y'all into these days.
Is the only thing offputting in porno music?
What happened to the romance?
I found my first porno in a brown bag.
I know it seems kinda corny though.
But I miss the simpler times yo.
I'm really not into it.
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TeddyB
Cute and cuddly.
Relentlessly Phonky.
XOXO
West Coast, USA
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